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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Don't Marry A Computer


سلسبيل الخير
18-03-2009, 12:41 AM
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Don't Marry A Computer

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus.

admin
18-03-2009, 04:49 PM
Hasband :please log out
whife: you will make me crazy
Husband : sorry ,shut down

سلسبيل الخير
15-05-2009, 03:52 AM
Thank you my brother

your sister salsabil